i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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