Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i permit you to call me
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
We were destined to go to rehab together
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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