Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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