why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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