Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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