Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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