I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Everclear isn't food dammit
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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