we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Randomize
