Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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