oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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