I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
The convent might be a nice break from real life
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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