North Korea, Best Korea!
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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