K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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