From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
So much rum. So many feels.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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