we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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