her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Randomize
