yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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