My first STD was from a foam party
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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