sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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