Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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