nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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