I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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