what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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