Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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