Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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