Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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