Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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