After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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