Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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