Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
I have post one night stand depression
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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