Jerry, you need to find god
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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