I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
nutella sex= disaster
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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