You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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