you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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