You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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