where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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