i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
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I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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