he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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