honey bunches of taint.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
So vagazzling was a success
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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