I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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