wanna go halves on a baby?
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Everyone says I win the strip club
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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