You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
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