apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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