Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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