Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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