So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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