Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
