Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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