So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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