no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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