Sponge bath it is.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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