Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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