Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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