i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
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