eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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