About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
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